The Gay Virgin Fables

Ever wondered who would you play in a drama series?

Of course we all do. We are, after all, GAY.
No other segment loves to lap up drama as much as we do. From the misery and pain of growing up to the adulterous gossip of celebrities, we're there like vultures feasting on a carcass.

After giving some thought to this, I realise I'm definitely placed within the Dramedy genre. I've come up with three personae from three different series to sum me up.

The first, Alicia Silverstone in Miss Match.

A Divorce Lawyer turn successful Matchmaker! Though her love life is far from perfect, she seems to be the middle-woman for most of her couple friends.
HELLO! this is sooo me. Although I've never had an official relationship, I seem to be the epicenter for most straight-couple-romance-quakes. Being gay allows guys to try and understand females through you and the girls to share exclusive crush secrets. There is no better conductor between the two sex. What can I say, I'm like a catalyst for the supposed chemistry between lovers.

The second, Christina Applegate in Samantha Who?

Memory loss is my special ability. Conveniently 'forgetting' things I dislike is my own survival mechanism. The plus side from this is that you approach everything like a child. As a virgin coming out late into gaydom, I'm experiencing it all for the first time. The duality of her identity and her wacky parents are also alarmingly similar.

Finally, Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City.

Well, to be fair, practically every gay guy sees himself in Carrie Bradshaw. The passion for fashion, the sexy drama and the abandonment of all things wholesome and responsible. However, I see the similarity in her friends rather than Carrie as me. I'd actually be more of a Charlotte due to my virginal demeanor. Her too-old-to-still-be-single situation is the totally relatable part for me though.


Now that you understand a little bit more of what you're watching, prepare for some pretty entertaining episodes from my world. I'll shall build the anticipation by publishing it in two days.

To Be Continued...