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Damn Straight!
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There was once a Gay virgin who lived in a bright and shiny city. He had some friends over to his house for some cocktails and drinking games. Three gay guys, two straight guys, two girls.
Out of the three gay guys, One was a virgin (Mr.Venus), One was a flirt (Julian), and One more a slut (Lingam).
Out of the two straight guys, One was a gay straight guy (A metrosexual),the other a straight straight guy (the strong and silent manly type).
The two girls are fag hags. One was Miss Kim , One a boyish straight girl.
Surprisingly, after a little alcohol intoxication, the Straight straight guy lowered his head and began to cry! this came as an absolute shock to all of us as we knew him to be a man's man. This seemingly unprovoked display of raw emotions seemed...very uncharacteristic, to say the least.
Weren't straight guys supposed to be able to shovel emotions aside and deal with it rationally? Why do I, as a gay guy, feel so tragically uncomfortable when I see a straight guy cry?
Was I subconsciously believing that straight guys are supposed to be emotionally stronger than gay guys?
Julian felt the same way about seeing straight guys cry. Was it a form of straight discrimination I wondered. However, as a bunch of gay guys would do,we threw the white flag and ran for cover. Lingam,Julian and I grabbed Miss Kim and left for the gay club called Barry's. We waited for the rest to work out the drama as they were closer to each other.
At Barry's, Gaydom was in full swing. Men rubbing their bodies on other men; pairs of eyes locking on each other for a sign of interest; music pounding to the vibrating hips of queens.
More beers later, the rest have arrived - 7 mismatched friends ,drunk and getting more jugs of beers.
Lingam our token gay slut was hitting on every gay guy within his reach, tapping their shoulders and giving a flirty ~ 'hi!'. Soon, he even began to attack Julian. Julian had just met Lingam, so let's just say he didn't really want the attention.What a mess! Miss Kim had to intervene to save Julian,intentionally blocking Lingam from him. Lingam found the sport tiring and suddenly disappeared out the door, last spotted with an older guy on his arm.
I, on the other hand, was suddenly grabbed by the straight straight guy to dance up a storm on the stage. Twirling and whirling away, I had no idea that Mr strong and silent could dance at all. Soon, Mr metrosexual joined in as I began to REALLY enjoy myself; sandwiched between two really hot straight guys that were apparently not afraid to be "gay", I was living my gayboy fantasy. Giving these Straightlanders a passport to Gaydom.
I admit, I have a straightlander fetish. There's a comfort and security in liking the straight boys, knowing that it won't end up in a one night stand. Furthermore, these so-called-straight boys were quickly turning into gayboys.
What is happening to the straight boys of the world though? Was it an evolutionary phenomenon? I called them the gay Straight boys.
The gay Straight boys is a new breed. Unlike the straight Gay boy who are simply straight-acting,gay boys; The gay Straight boys are well dressed,kind and emotional creatures that possess an inner beauty that I can't resist.
This new breed is my drug. If only the Straight part included the ability to fall in love with a guy.
Damn Straight--guys.
Out of the three gay guys, One was a virgin (Mr.Venus), One was a flirt (Julian), and One more a slut (Lingam).
Out of the two straight guys, One was a gay straight guy (A metrosexual),the other a straight straight guy (the strong and silent manly type).
The two girls are fag hags. One was Miss Kim , One a boyish straight girl.
Surprisingly, after a little alcohol intoxication, the Straight straight guy lowered his head and began to cry! this came as an absolute shock to all of us as we knew him to be a man's man. This seemingly unprovoked display of raw emotions seemed...very uncharacteristic, to say the least.
Weren't straight guys supposed to be able to shovel emotions aside and deal with it rationally? Why do I, as a gay guy, feel so tragically uncomfortable when I see a straight guy cry?
Was I subconsciously believing that straight guys are supposed to be emotionally stronger than gay guys?
Julian felt the same way about seeing straight guys cry. Was it a form of straight discrimination I wondered. However, as a bunch of gay guys would do,we threw the white flag and ran for cover. Lingam,Julian and I grabbed Miss Kim and left for the gay club called Barry's. We waited for the rest to work out the drama as they were closer to each other.
At Barry's, Gaydom was in full swing. Men rubbing their bodies on other men; pairs of eyes locking on each other for a sign of interest; music pounding to the vibrating hips of queens.
More beers later, the rest have arrived - 7 mismatched friends ,drunk and getting more jugs of beers.
Lingam our token gay slut was hitting on every gay guy within his reach, tapping their shoulders and giving a flirty ~ 'hi!'. Soon, he even began to attack Julian. Julian had just met Lingam, so let's just say he didn't really want the attention.What a mess! Miss Kim had to intervene to save Julian,intentionally blocking Lingam from him. Lingam found the sport tiring and suddenly disappeared out the door, last spotted with an older guy on his arm.
I, on the other hand, was suddenly grabbed by the straight straight guy to dance up a storm on the stage. Twirling and whirling away, I had no idea that Mr strong and silent could dance at all. Soon, Mr metrosexual joined in as I began to REALLY enjoy myself; sandwiched between two really hot straight guys that were apparently not afraid to be "gay", I was living my gayboy fantasy. Giving these Straightlanders a passport to Gaydom.
I admit, I have a straightlander fetish. There's a comfort and security in liking the straight boys, knowing that it won't end up in a one night stand. Furthermore, these so-called-straight boys were quickly turning into gayboys.
What is happening to the straight boys of the world though? Was it an evolutionary phenomenon? I called them the gay Straight boys.
The gay Straight boys is a new breed. Unlike the straight Gay boy who are simply straight-acting,gay boys; The gay Straight boys are well dressed,kind and emotional creatures that possess an inner beauty that I can't resist.
This new breed is my drug. If only the Straight part included the ability to fall in love with a guy.
Damn Straight--guys.
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1 comments:
nicely said.
I am with you on the damn-straight-guys situation. It's just irresistible isn't it.
However, I don't think straight guys are any more emotionally stronger than gay guys. There are vulnerable straight guys out there, so is the existence of strong gay guys. It's more dependent on individual rather than the sexuality. :)
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