Tranny Trade

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I'm loving the feeling of being gay royalty.


As a drag queen, I have licence, nay , the authority to do whatever I want. then sashay away in style.




the makeup, the dresses and that stuffed up excuse of a pair of boobs. such tragic fun.




So, I was off to the local gay club again and as usual, no waiting for queens. Was up on stage,- Vogue-ing.




A cute arabic guy comes up to me. and starts holding my waist. loving it. The fugly manly drag queen watches with jealousy...

Then he starts making out with me.... like an Octopus! OMG,

he was such a sucker going at it from all angles, I was grabbing the groin. rubbing the butt.

Fun stuff.

then he dry humped me like a riding cowboy. My wig was about to fly off my head. I had to go to the toilet to readjust everything. When i came back, he found me and raped my mouth again. I didn't want to give tongue but he sucked it out.

The funny thing was, he asked for my number and whispered in my ear

"I'm straight"

WTF? ok boy, I don't think you're that straight . So my drag-sister Mercedes explains that these are called tranny trades.

Men who think they're straight, but prefer chicks with dicks. what is the world coming to~

Life as a Drama Series

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Ever wondered who would you play in a drama series?

Of course we all do. We are, after all, GAY.
No other segment loves to lap up drama as much as we do. From the misery and pain of growing up to the adulterous gossip of celebrities, we're there like vultures feasting on a carcass.

After giving some thought to this, I realise I'm definitely placed within the Dramedy genre. I've come up with three personae from three different series to sum me up.

The first, Alicia Silverstone in Miss Match.

A Divorce Lawyer turn successful Matchmaker! Though her love life is far from perfect, she seems to be the middle-woman for most of her couple friends.
HELLO! this is sooo me. Although I've never had an official relationship, I seem to be the epicenter for most straight-couple-romance-quakes. Being gay allows guys to try and understand females through you and the girls to share exclusive crush secrets. There is no better conductor between the two sex. What can I say, I'm like a catalyst for the supposed chemistry between lovers.

The second, Christina Applegate in Samantha Who?

Memory loss is my special ability. Conveniently 'forgetting' things I dislike is my own survival mechanism. The plus side from this is that you approach everything like a child. As a virgin coming out late into gaydom, I'm experiencing it all for the first time. The duality of her identity and her wacky parents are also alarmingly similar.

Finally, Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City.

Well, to be fair, practically every gay guy sees himself in Carrie Bradshaw. The passion for fashion, the sexy drama and the abandonment of all things wholesome and responsible. However, I see the similarity in her friends rather than Carrie as me. I'd actually be more of a Charlotte due to my virginal demeanor. Her too-old-to-still-be-single situation is the totally relatable part for me though.


Now that you understand a little bit more of what you're watching, prepare for some pretty entertaining episodes from my world. I'll shall build the anticipation by publishing it in two days.

To Be Continued...
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